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-- Here's a slice -- 

Ragging Fat Guys: "if they could make a curveball look like a cheeseburger,
you'd be batting 1.000" Ragging Short Guys: "You'd make a great shortstop, but all the grounders keep
going over your head." On Dugout Loudmouths: "You've been sitting the bench so long, your teammates call
you 'the judge'."

Ragging Umpires: "Why don't you get your seeing eye dog to call it for ya?"
On Those Brutal Hitters: "You've got jungle disease: you look like Tarzan, but you
swing like Jane." On Brutal Fielders: "You're a Williams type player, you bat like Ted but you field
like Esther." On Brutal Teams: "You guys lack identity. Your colors should be beige."

Snead writes with the cynicism of a true heckler...someone who loves the game - here's a few snippets

On Bad Baserunners:

"I could take sequenced photos of you with a Polaroid camera."



Brutal Players:

"If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose."



On Brutal Pitchers:

"Your pitches have the velocity of a falling leaf."


Plus, all you can stand of the hecklers glossary of baseball terms, 

the rules of Brutality, and the Brutality Theorem.