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Good Bye WAC  (to the tune of "Welcome Back Kotter Theme)

Good bye WAC...eight teams are now pulling out
Good bye WAC...not the same eight teams that we laugh about

Oh the teams that have left aren't the cream of crop
But the eight that remain are a laughing stock
Who is gonna play 'em? (who is gonna play 'em?)
I say who is gonna play 'em?

Yeah we tease 'em alot, 'cause they haven't got a shot...Good bye WAC
Good by WAC, Good bye WAC, Good bye WAC!

Good Bye WAC...the Cougars, they are gone!
Good Bye WAC...took the Utah Utes and they left no one!

Oh the Miners, and the Owls and the Horned Frogs too...
Will be beaten really bad till their black and blue
Oh lord they'll be forsaken, (Lord they'll be forsaken)
And don't you be mistaken...

Yeah we tease 'em alot cause they haven't got a shot...Good bye WAC
Good Bye WAC, Good Bye WAC, Good Bye WAC!

Conference USA (A tribute to the University of Houston)
(Sung to the tune of "Yesterday" by the Beatles)

Conference USA...is the conference where the Cougars play
Since the Southwest Conference went away
The Cougars are in C-U-S-A

Suddenly, the conference not big like it used to be
The Big 12 took four and the WAC took three
The Cougars are in misery

Why they had to go, I don't know, they didn't say
but from now on, the Cougars in C-U-S-Aaaaaaaa!

U-S-A...from now on it's where the Cougars play
with Memphis, Marquette and Cin-ci-na-tee
The Cougars will be blown away

Ooooooo....U-S-A!

The Gringo song
(The ultimate pitching change song and the one that Hecklers North have made famous)

Get your hand on your gun
Don't you trust anyone
There's just one kind of man that you can trust, that's a dead man
or a gringo like me

Don't be a fool for a smile or a kiss or your bullet might miss
keep your eye on your goal
There's just one rule that can save you your life
its a hand on your knife, and a devil in your soul

Keep your hand on your gun,
don't you trust anyone
There's just one kind of man that tells the truth, that's a dead man
or a gringo like me
or a gringo like me
or a gringo like me
...like me.

The Hokey Pokey (original pitcher change song)

You put your left foot in, you kick you left foot out
you put your left foot in and you shake it all about
you do the hokey pokey and you take the pitcher out
that's what its all about

You put your pitcher in, we hit the pitches out
you put relievers in and we shake em all about
you make a pitching change and then they leave the game with doubt
that's what its all about

Start Spreading the News (another pitching change song)

Start spreading the news, I'm pitching today
I'm gonna be a part of it, at_______________________
These old pitching shoes, are slipping away
I'm gonna be a part of it, at_______________________
I wanna wake up with count gone really deep
and find I'm up on hill, way, behind, a scrap on the heap, all by myself!
Start spreading the news, I'm pitching today
I'm gonna be a part of it _________________________
Look out 'ol __________________ is back!


Breaking Up with TCU
(To the Tune of "Breaking Up is Hard to Do" By Neal Sedaka)

Do Dooby Down Dooby Do Down Down
In the WACA down dooby do down down
No respecta down dooby do down down
Breaking up with T-C-U.........

They took away the SWC
And they left the Frogs in misery
The conference split up and now they're blue
'Cause breakin up is hard to do

Remember when, the Frogs would play
And all the fans would show to see their games
but now their playing 'gainst Tulsa U.
cause we all broke up with T-C-U

(Bridge)

They says that breaking up is hard to do
Not when it’s with, ole T-C-U
SMU says that they can be friends
Instead of Texas A&M, they just will get UTEP again....

Tech and T-U, have said goodbye
Went to play against some other guys
And yes they left poor T-C-U
'Cause leaving wasn't hard to do

We wish the Frogs a happy day
We didn't want to play you anyway
Have fun playing against B-Y-U
Hope they don't run up the score on you....

Dooby doo down down,
In the WACA down dooby doo down down
No respecta down dooby doo down down
Can't stop alaughin down dooby down down....

Like A Virgil (the Jose Virgil song)
(To the Tune of "Like a Virgin" By Madonna)

Like a Virgil
In
Lubbock for the very first time
Like a Vir-gil
Striking out, one more time