The Heckler position on:

• The Big 12 baseball tournament - We want it to stay in Oklahoma City. We'll give the Arlington thing a chance, but they've got their work cut out for them. 
• The Big 12 television contract - Since this doesn't exist, it can't really be included on this list. However, we're tired of watching SEC, ACC and Pac-10 baseball every weekend. There's nothing like a Saturday afternoon in April and we turn on our TV to watch Washington State and Cal play in front of 114 fans in Pullman. Puh-leeeeeze.......
• The NCAA Tournament - We like the bracket changes made for the '99 tourney.
• Homecoming floats - Ours is the best every year and easily the most original. ANYONE can do a football float...
• Rice - a bunch of mendicants (see www.dictionary.com).
• The Designated Hitter - It sucks, but its part of college baseball so we guess its okay.
• Astroturf - It should be burned. But since Larry needs it to have a decent infield in barren West Texas, we can put up with it.
• Pitching Inside - If you don't like it, get off the plate. There's no crying in baseball.
• Frank Anderson - We dig Frank and understand all 135 reasons he left for UT, but if we ever see him do that "hook 'em horns" thing again, we are going to puke...
• Colorado not playing baseball - What's up with that? Air Force and several Junior Colleges in Colorado do it.
• Diamond Dolls - They would be sweet if Tech had some and we know Tech would have the finest set of Dolls in college baseball, but since Larry feels they are a distraction to the players our official position is that Diamond Dolls are bimbos that add nothing to the actual game.
• A 11th & 12th team in the baseball conference - We think that it should be done and one team that should be invited is Wichita State because we would love to see Gene Stephenson have to play some real competition on the weekends in conference play as opposed to whipping up on some chump like Indiana State.
• The Aggie Raggies - It's pretty easy to rag in the comfort of your own park, but we have yet to see them en masse in Oklahoma City. In fact, the only one of them to travel is the lone high school member of the group. We think this tells us all we need to know about them. Also, every time their ballclub does something bad they're ready to eat their young. Until we see them as a group at the Conference Tournament or in Lubbock, they don't exist....